Assholes Finish First - Tucker Max

Assholes Finish First

By Tucker Max

  • Release Date: 2010-09-28
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4.5
From 1,759 Ratings


The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an a*****e.


  • Fs

    By GreatBrittain
  • A good follow up

    By Jason Robinson
    It would be difficult to follow up IHTSBIH. But with that said it is an entertaing read
  • Great! Wonderful sequel!

    By aholdddd
    In this book, you see the same old Tucker Max, but it seems apparent to me that Tucker also attempts to humanize himself after the hero-like status he gained from his site and IHTSBIH while still remaining uproariously hilarious. Bravo, sir.
  • Most hilarious book I've ever read!

    By C-rad1712
    Love this book! Highly recommended if you love laughing your butt off!
  • College Version of Penthouse Forum

    By Vendrell77
    If there are guilty pleasures for book reading,this is one. It's hard to believe that this guy is considered an author. But then again, most Housewives of whatever city have "written" books too.
  • lol

    By dewayne stegall
    this book is to funny and i hate reading andevrything thats has to do with books but i love this one almost made me start laughing in the middle of the class
  • Unbelievably awesome

    By swlcmhc
    This book made me laugh so hard. The reference sections to see more about what he wrote about was great. I highly recommend googling the tucker max sex-ray video.
  • My HERO!!!!

    By HappeeWrite
    He got my unit through a rough tour in Iraq doing Detainee Operations in Camp Bucca, and Kuwait doing flight ops on Ali Al Salem Air Base (23 miles from Iraqi boarder)!!! Wonderful writer who portrays things in a way that are relatable and just plain hilarious!!!! My husband and I sit around reading his books on our down time and try not to die laughing!!! Though where are 'Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories' and 'The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines'?
  • Brilliant

    By Leftyx315
    Tucker Max has done it again! He is absolutely brilliant. Very few books can make me say I've peed myself reading them..this is one of them!
  • AWESOME!!!!!

    By Brayden0528274737
    I loved it. I have been a fan for a long time and can't stop re-reading his books. It was great but unfortunately it wasn't as funny as the last one. I think I am a little more mature now and that's why it wasn't so funny but it still had some pretty hilarious parts. Tucker Max is one of my idols and I will probably name my first born son after him. Thank you for the experience of writing this and I can't wait for the next one to come out tomorrow.